Viola and Sebastian are practically identical - see, you can hardly tell them apart. 'An apple cleft in two is not more twin than these two creatures.' It's called suspension of belief - truely amazing what matching green tunics can do.
Feste plays the fool - in more ways than one. 'Foolery does walk about the orb like the sun, it shines everywhere.'
Olivia - 'You are too proud. But if you were the devil, you are fair.'
Malvolio is 'sick of self love' and 'most villainously' in yellow stockings.
Sir Toby Belch - 'That quaffing and drinking will undo you.'
Fabian - 'If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction.'
Olivia bestowing slightly more favours on Sir Andrew Ague-cheek than usual. 'You are now sailed into the north of my lady's opinion; where you will hang like an icicle on a Dutchman's beard.'
Orsino is the true Renaissance Man - 'Of great estate, of fresh and stainless youth, in voices well divulged, free, learned and valiant, and in dimension and shape of nature a gracious person.' Even if ours does support Arsenal...
Antonio stands proud - 'Only myself stood out.'
'Haply your eye shall light upon some toy you have desire to purchase; and your store, I think, is not for idle markets.'
'What's that to us? The time goes by. Away!'
And the stage manager is overseeing all- and drinking cups of tea. At least, I think that's tea...